amor vincit omnia

lysistratas:

either my chem teacher didnt read my about me paragraph or he just really doesnt care

everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin

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roses are brown

violets are brown

i shat all over the garden

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“Even when I’m an old geezer, so old that I can’t even remember my own name, I won’t forget all the time we’ve spent together… ever. To me, you are… the best. The best friend I had, ever.”

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balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

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Vintage Camera iPhone Cases

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